Cabaret Dinner Cruises: 8 to Book

1.Seine Dinner Cruise, Eiffel Tower Access and Moulin Rouge Show

★★★★★★★★★★4.0 · 2,310 reviews · 7 hours (approx.) · from $483Our pick

Spend about seven hours moving through Paris by boat, coach, and cabaret. You get a three-course dinner, Seine views, reserved second-floor Eiffel Tower access, and the Féerie show at Moulin Rouge with Champagne. The packed schedule saves time, but strict meeting points, shared tables, queues, and a possible late show require careful planning.

“The Guide was amazing very knowledgeable, the diner in the boat was delicious and had an amazing time visiting the Tower and the show would recommend entirely”

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2.Eiffel Tower, Dinner Cruise and Moulin Rouge Show

★★★★★★★★★★3.9 · 624 reviews · 6 hours · from $365

Pack three Paris classics into one six-hour evening: Eiffel Tower views, a three-course Seine dinner cruise, and the Féerie revue at Moulin Rouge. Your multilingual host, who may be Nina, Jorge, Jean, or George, guides the transfers. Check your booking option carefully, since tower access, dinner location, champagne, and cruise timing can vary.

“Jean was very knowledgeable. The food was fabulous. Sadly, the seats for the Moulin Rouge show were in the corner, so only half of the stage could be seen due to the layout.”

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3.Sydney Harbour: Cabaret Cruise with 3-Course Dinner

★★★★★★★★★★4.6 · 240 reviews · 150 minutes - 3 hours · from $123

Board the Sydney Showboat at King Street Wharf 5 for a 150-minute to three-hour evening of Sydney Harbour views, waiter-served three-course dining, and the Voyage of Love cabaret. See the Opera House, Harbour Bridge, Fort Denison, Taronga Zoo, and Luna Park from the water. A vegetarian menu is available.

“the food was brilliant show awesome, the cruise was great overall well worth it. loved every minute of it.”

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4.All Star Dinner Cruise, Cabaret Show & Beer Buffet

★★★★★★★★★★3.6 · 85 reviews · 1h 30m · from $45

Board the Thai teak and Shanghai-style All Star Cruise at Bali Hai Pier for a 90-minute evening of buffet dining, unlimited beer and soft drinks, cabaret, photos, and disco music. You’ll find seafood, Indian, and international dishes, plus a show by transgender performers linked to Tiffany Beauty Contests. Hotel transfers are not included.

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5.Calypso Cabaret & Dinner Cruise with Hotel Transfer

★★★★★★★★★★4.5 · 77 reviews · 4 - 5 hours · from $64

Spend an evening on Bangkok’s White Orchid sunset cruise with a seafood buffet and draft beer, then watch the Calypso Cabaret at Asiatique. The cruise runs from 5:00 to 6:45 PM, followed by the 7:45 PM show. Choose a meeting point or hotel pickup from selected Bangkok districts. Guide Kiki may assist with transfers and tickets.

“Excellent. Guide Kiki was great, I can recommend her highly.”

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6.All Star Dinner Cruise with Cabaret Show in Pattaya

★★★★★★★★★★4.0 · 15 reviews · from $44Best value

Spend 80 minutes aboard Pattaya’s All Star Dinner Cruise, sailing from Bali Hai Pier with an international buffet, seafood, Indian dishes, unlimited beer and soft drinks, plus a live cabaret show. You can add one-way or round-trip hotel transfers within Pattaya. The cruise returns to the pier.

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7.Sydney CABARET Dinner Cruise

★★★★★★★★★★4.5 · 11 reviews · from $125

Board the Sydney Showboat at 32 The Promenade for a 2.5-hour dinner cruise beginning at 7:30 pm. You’ll pass the Opera House and Harbour Bridge, enjoy a waiter-served three-course meal, and watch the Voyage of Love cabaret in a purpose-built theatre boat. Vegetarian dining is available, and drinks cost extra.

“It was good, food was good. We were supposed to go on the paddle wheel boat but were changed to the glass view boat, it was ok but missed the vibe that the paddle wheel boat has.”

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8.White Orchid Sunset Dinner Cruise Calypso Ladyboy Cabaret Show

★★★★★★★★★★4.0 · 10 reviews · from $62

Meet at Asiatique The Riverfront at 5pm for a sunset cruise with a halal international buffet, seafood, live music, and views of Wat Arun and the Grand Palace. Afterward, attend Calypso Cabaret at 7:30pm for a 75-minute show with 13 numbers and one included drink. Hotel transfers are not included.

“The cruise and show were incredible. Great atmosphere well worth the money spent. My only criticism was the check in locations were not clear and I spent a significant amount of time trying to find the cruise check in desk only just making it in time before the cut off. Hence the 4 stars.”

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